20 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, FL 90210
October 24th,
2014
Mr. Emmett Brown
President, Mad Scientists Incorporated
1 Future Street
Hill Valley, CA
Dear
Mr. Brown:
I am the man who bought the Delorean from Back to the Future at last week’s
auction. I am writing this letter to inform you that the flux capacitor for the
vehicle is missing. I received the vehicle without the flux capacitor, and I
demand a replacement.
If I do not have the flux capacitor, I will not be
able to time travel. My main reason for purchasing this vehicle was to go back
in time and publish Microsoft Windows before Bill Gates so that I, Apu
Nahasapeemapetilon, could become the richest person in the world. Without the
flux capacitor the vehicle is not able to serve its purpose, and I demand either
a new flux capacitor or reimbursement.
I have always been a loyal customer to Mad
Scientists Incorporated. Last year I purchased the hover boards and was very
pleased with your product and service. I am interested in purchasing the x-ray
glasses in future, and I hope to hear from you about replacement of my flux
capacitor.
Sincerely,
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