Supreme Leader of North Korea Found in USA

Earlier today the CIA apprehended a man impersonating as The President of the United States. The man looked identical to Barack Obama which may have allowed him to get past all security measures in the White House. The man carried on his act for three hours until the secret service started to become suspicious. Soon after the man was apprehended and identified as none other than Kim Jong Un.

The secret service revealed that the man was very convincing in his portrayal as Barack Obama and had everyone fooled from Obama’s facial features to his style of speech. The secret service started to become suspicious of the president when he requested to see America’s defenses against a North Korean invasion. The President’s request was rejected by vice president Joe Biden who believed that there were far more pressing matters at hand than a silly North Korean invasion. It was at this point the President became furious and called Joe Biden “A western capitalist pig”, and spit on his face. Biden retaliated by slapping the president and to his surprise saw that his hand had suddenly become darker and the president’s face suddenly became brighter. Joe Biden called the secret service immediately to restrain the President.  

After identifying him as an imposter, the secret service quickly restrained him, and it was revealed that through the use of high quality make up Un was able to impersonate Obama accurately. Un supposedly hired the same makeup artist from Tropic Thunder, a movie which won an Oscar for exceptional makeup, so he could look as similar to Obama as possible. He also took vocal lessons so that he could impersonate Obama’s vocal style exactly.

Robert Downey (right) was unrecognisable on Tropic Thunder (left) due to the makeup

After several hours of questioning Kim Jong Un revealed Barack Obama’s location. The President was found in the Presidential bathroom nude and tied up. He was unharmed and revealed that he was knocked out when he entered the bathroom. Reports surfaced last week that the North Korean leader has not made any public appearances for more than a month leading to speculation that he is either seriously sick or there is a coupe but the reality is he has been in USA all along. As of this afternoon Kim Jong Un is being transferred to a high security prison in the middle of the desert. The President hopes to reach a deal with North Korea for the safe return of Kim Jong Un.